There once was a man with a teetertotter
And an Arizona souvenir he got her...
It's an itty bitty plant:
An inch bigger than an ant.
A cactus: and only once a month it needs water.
She kept it in the box for the car ride
Then set it prominently on the table side.
She saw it when she ate.
He saw it on every date.
But they forgot the monthly water, so it died.
