Friday, July 11, 2008

I have a cactus

There once was a man with a teetertotter
And an Arizona souvenir he got her...
It's an itty bitty plant:
An inch bigger than an ant.
A cactus: and only once a month it needs water.

She kept it in the box for the car ride
Then set it prominently on the table side.
She saw it when she ate.
He saw it on every date.
But they forgot the monthly water, so it died.

2 comments:

Mike Wagner said...

Kristin, Yes I did meet you in Anderson last summer. Hope you are doing well. I may be able to give you some advice, or do you know Jenny Dunbar? She could give you advice. I think she still is in Anderson, not sure. Andrew could let you know.

My Bucket of parts said...

I miss your humorous writings! I think you're way funnier than I am :)